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Merton, Blaine - Two very excellent points I reg...

2009-10-16T12:47:29.372-05:00

Merton, Blaine -

Two very excellent points I regrettably omitted because I could have posted an encyclopedia on why this guy is a turd.

I knew I could count on the rest of the DoF to further tear him a new one!

"piles and piles of black friends." hahaha! what ...

2009-10-16T12:19:20.460-05:00

"piles and piles of black friends."

hahaha! what does that even mean?
"black friends? why, yes! i have PILES of them, duder! in fact, did you know that if you were to stack all my black friends, one on top of another, that stack would reach halfway to the moon?!? It's true!!"

piles of black friends. the only time i can think of people quantifying humans with pile height is when they're dead. and that would be much more believable in this case.

Y'know what? I'm not done. I just read THIS on CNN...

2009-10-16T11:18:27.446-05:00

Y'know what? I'm not done. I just read THIS on CNN:

"Bardwell told Hammond's Daily Star newspaper that he was concerned for the children who might be born of the relationship and that, in his experience, most interracial marriages don't last.

'I'm not a racist,' Bardwell told the newspaper. 'I do ceremonies for black couples right here in my house. My main concern is for the children'."

Yeah. Totally, I get that. Children of interracial couples have a tough lot in life, man. Way to be a big ol' hero and look out for the good of everyone EXCEPT A CHILD OF A BIRACIAL COUPLE IS CURRENTLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED MOTHERFUCKING STATES OF AMERICA, ACTUALLY.

Not saying that this means it's gonna be sunshine and lollipops for every kid who "fails" the "paper bag" test from now on. We've got progress to make. But it certainly underscores his lack-of-point somewhat, eh?

I have about as much patience for this kind of bul...

2009-10-16T10:09:34.588-05:00

I have about as much patience for this kind of bullshit as I do for pharmacists who refuse to fill birth-control scrips on "moral grounds." You're a goddamned PILL-PUSHER, for Christ's sake. It's your whole JOB to fill little amber bottles with overpriced pharmaceuticals. So close your hate-hole and count the fucking capsules. I hope I never realize I'm standing across from one of them, or I'm going to jail for a hate-crime.

Oh, and Keith Bardwell? Fuck you in the NECK, you sanctimonious, judgmental pile of rancid, corn-studded horse-shit. You don't GET to. If those two people love each other, and want to commit their lives to a shared purpose, you aren't allowed to piss on their parade. You are only allowed to say, "I now pronounce you man and wife" like a good little boy, or there will be motherfuckin' PROBLEMS.