"superhotcockpussysexjizz!" - Dr. Mandingo, Internet Spammer Mother's basement, Nebraska
"It's like watching a train wreck, only better!"
- Jess, Epic Catastrophe Enthusiast
St. Paul, MN
"...see? This is what I'm talking about. It's shit like this that makes people doubt my existence in the first place. Well, that and the fact that Mario Lopez keeps getting work somehow."
- God, Alleged Creator of the Universe
Hoboken, NJ
"In-ter-net? I'm afraid I'm not familiar."
- John McCain,
Failed G.O.P. Presidential nominee/Comb-over artist
Washington, D.C.
"Seriously, if I catch you people going through my garbage again, I'm getting a fucking restraining order." -Bootsy Collins, Funk Bassist, Cincinnati, OH
Worldwide Love for the DoF (The DoF on the Interweb)
Yeah! Some useless linkbaiter used an ill-defined algorithm to arbitrarily determine that the DoF is "worth" almost ELEVEN GRAND. And we give the shit away for FREE, bitches. Suck on THAT.
1 comments:
bravo Blaine..haha actually got me to laugh out load in a coffee shop, sipping a latte, plotting my escape..haha man
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