A letter from Blaine Fridley

Hello,

We here at the Diary of Fools pride ourselves in entertaining you with nothing but original material. However, every so often we come across something so incredibly AWESOME, that it simply can not be ignored. This would be one of those times.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Diary of Fools presents the reunion of the quintessential animatronic cover band of the 80's...Showbiz Pizza Place's Rock-afire Explosion!


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Yes. It seems a very special individual completely gave up on ever getting laid and instead put that time and energy into resuscitating the greatest collection of musical animal robots to ever grace the stage of a shitty pizzeria arcade. And the Diary of Fools could not be more thankful.

Anal fisting, Jesus and you!

Right-wing, whack-a-doo, Jerry Falwell types aren't the only ones who can interpret and distort Bible passages to match-up with their own effed-up priorities and motives. 

Check out www.sexinchrist.com. It's something I found during my daily [Jesus + anal sex] Google search. It's a work of pure genius that does more to discredit the Bible thumpers who evoke God's name in order to spread hateful and decidedly anti-Christian viewpoints than anything I've ever read. 

Glorious. 

Celebrity Day Planner: Notorious B.I.G.

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